The Middle-earth College AU meme

[galion]

The Middle-earth College Life AU meme

Congrats, you've been accepted to college / university! Or maybe you work there? Maybe you're even the President or a Dean of studies! Either way - there's classes to attend or teach, parties to go to, and fraternities/sororities to belong to. Cheer for the sports team, and don't forget about extra curricular activities.

1. Comment with a character, with a sentence or two to explain how they fit into this AU
2. Format is flexible! Action, Phones, IMs, etc. (It's a meme, do what is most fun for you!)
3. ???
4. Profit.

Shire institute of Culinary Arts: Aspiring chefs, look no further. A wide variety of specialty degrees are available, but it's best known for their potato program. Dorms are said to be "cozy", but the meal plan is next to none. The typical "freshman 15" here is expanded to the "freshman 30," but no one seems to mind.	Rivendell University and Teaching Hospital: You might know that Rivendell's medical program it top notch, but you might not know that it also has a robust music program as well. It boasts a diverse student body and easy admittance process. The dorms are next to none, with full meal plan, entertainment, and laundry service.	University of Caras Galadhon: This university is so exclusive, that only students and staff know how to even get to the campus. Needless to say, their athletic teams never have home games. Extracurricular activities include boating and archery. All dorms begin on the 10th floor.
Woodland U: Literally spelled Woodland "U" because half their applicants can't spell "university." All students are required to be on one of the athletics teams. Known for its party scene. Their rival is the nearby Erebor Trade School. It's motto is "We will endure" because many of it's students stay much longer than the usual four year plan.	Erebor Trade School: Anyone hoping to become a craftsman or jeweler aspires admittance to this school. Tuition used to be rather high before a massive campus fire and a change of administration. Remodeling is ongoing. Erebor encourages drinking, even though half its students are miners.	Gondor Military Academy: Used to be a more prestigious institution until the neighborhood appeal changed by the nearby Mt. Doom's expansion and construction. Recently subject to rumors about the president losing touch with the needs of the students.
Rohan Agricultural College: Probably the smallest and least expensive school in Middle-earth. Sister school to Gondor Military Academy, and known for its equestrian program and rural location. The dorms and meal plans here are said to be lacking.	Mt Doom College: Recently had a resurgence in numbers, Mt. Doom is known for its aggressive recruiting policy and strict dress code. Now has a campus at Orthanc, which used to be an independent institution.	Two Trees Seminary: This university can boast that it's faculty are all at the top of their fields. Known for it's idyllic location, Two Trees has a very strict moral code, but most students who enroll never leave campus. The Dormitory is located in the building simply known as "The Halls."

Comments

[bythewaves]

[ !!! ]

You're sure?

[shortesthighking]

Positive. They can't hurt anyone anymore.

[bythewaves]

[ And just like that all the tension goes ]

Oh. Then... then maybe it's okay to stop running.

[shortesthighking]

Is that why you were bumming around Arda? Hiding from them?

[bythewaves]

Mmhmm. I didn't want to cause trouble. It was safer if I stayed away. But if they're all gone then... then I can rest now.

[shortesthighking]

Yes, Makalaurë. You can rest now.

[bythewaves]

Ohgood. Wake me when we get home.

[ zzz ]

[shortesthighking]

[Fingon can't help it.

He cracks up]

[bythewaves]

[ One eye opens and a hand goes out to smack him ]

Shutupanddrive

[ yawn ]

If you crash Nyelo'llkillme

[shortesthighking]

I'm driving just fine, thank you. You're ridiculous.

[bythewaves]

noyou [ clearly someone is sleep deprived ]

You aren't driving you're laughing

[shortesthighking]

Very mature, cousin. I can do both at the same time. Shocking, I know.

[bythewaves]

[ a snort ]

Then you are doing better then when I knew you last, O Prince of Reversing Into Poles Because Someone Was Not!Flirting With Me.

[shortesthighking]

[Armsmack]

That's because Russandol and I have long since worked out our sexual tension. His flirting barely registers anymore.

[Lies but]

[bythewaves]

Uh huh. I will believe that when I see it.

Also red light.

[ Helpful ]

[shortesthighking]

Yes, Maka, I see this.

[He holds out the hand with his wedding ring]

Ahem.

[bythewaves]

Psh, all that proves is that you got married. Not that you can stop going all moon-eyed when he flirts with you.

[ but it is a very nice ring and he has both eyes open to admire it now ]

Did he make it for you?

[shortesthighking]

[Fingon nods. It's a gold ring with "Findekáno" engraved on it. There's a small ruby set in the middle surrounded by sapphires.]

His new prosthetic had just been finished a few weeks before he proposed. I didn't think he'd be able to make something so delicate yet but he said he wasn't going to make anything until after he made the ring.

[bythewaves]

He has a working prosthetic? That's good. I know Kurvo wanted to make him one but... [ shrug ]

And that sounds just like him.

[shortesthighking]

The Dwarves made it for him, out of mithril.

[Needless to say it's gorgeous]

It does, doesn't it? Of course I said yes and then, well...

[Fingon blushes as he turns the corner]

[bythewaves]

Oh, that's good - I know that he missed Azhagal a lot - he needs more dwarven friends, they're good for him.

Mmm I am sure you barely waited.

[ tease and then they turn a familiar corner and he goes very quiet and still ]

[shortesthighking]

I'm not sure there isn't a surface in my old apartment that we didn't have sex on.

[They pull into Maedhros's driveway. The house is empty]

We have cats.

[bythewaves]

Ew, TMI cousin. [ He protests half-heartedly but he's too busy staring at the driveway. He's gone all tense again, as if thinking about running ]

[shortesthighking]

[Fingon reaches over and takes Maglor's hand]

Relax, cousin. You're safe now.

[bythewaves]

[ He flinches but keeps staring at the house ]

Nyelo will be angry.

[ small and quiet ]