The Middle-earth "Meme" meme AKA the "What Do?" meme

[arrowpoint]

I HEARD YOU LIKE MEMES.
SO I PUT SOME MEMES IN YOUR MEME.
SO YOU CAN MEME WHILE YOU MEME.

How to play
✦ Post a blank comment with your character. This is the "my character" role. Be sure to mark your preferences
✦ Respond with "your character" with a scenario (using a random number generator, or whichever one you want.)


Prompts:

1. My character has suddenly become de-aged, and you're responsible for them. What do?

2. My character shows up on your doorstep soaking wet from rain and hungry. What do?

3. Your character sees / overhears my character having a nightmare. What do?

4. Your character walks in on mine in the nude and / or having some "alone time." What do?

5. My character is sick / injured / poisoned and needs help. Your character is the only one around. What do?

6. My character is on a murderous rampage and has cornered yours. What do?

7. My character suddenly gets amnesia. What do?

8. Your character finds my character standing over a dead body, having obviously been killed by their hands. What do?

9. My character suddenly / magically changes sex / genders. What do?

10. My character only has a few minutes to live. What do?

11. My character just saved your character's life. What do?

12. My character has just given yours a heartfelt gift, unfortunately you hate it. What do?

13. My character and yours have just magically switched clothing. What do?

14. My character plays a prank on yours that has gone horribly wrong. What do?

15. My character and your character have been trapped in a cave-in or avalanche What do?

***Optional: Update the Tolkien RPer's masterlist, if you feel so inclined!***

Comments

S A U R O N

[aringonit]

[ trololol lolol lol lol. ]

12

[smirkwood]

[There's a package of orcs in a cardboard box marked "return to sender" on your doorstep.]

Legolas :: book/movie mix

[arrowpoint]

SAMWISE GAMGEE

[keepgoing]

[ srs hobbit problems. ]

Amrod/Ambarussa

[ambarussa]

[Both by himself and both twins at once]

Thranduil

[deeproots]

Going for a twist on 4

[treehugging]

[Whut.]

...Ada? Are you and Nana playing a game?

Lindir

[lindir]

[I am frightened to see what you come up with.]

6

[durinsdaughter]

[Just. Staring up at him.]

Are you truly going to attempt a major political incident over my son gathering a bouquet of flowers from your garden?

[Not that she won't have a Word with Kíli about this, but that is an internal matter that can be tended to later.]

Thranduil :: Movie

[smirkwood]

[Oh boy.]

Fingon

[goldenplaits]

celebrimbor

[silverfist]

[mining_mole]

A bit different bu kinda 1, reembodied itty!Maeglin gets dumped on Cel for babysitting because Aredhel needs a break and because nobody else wants to take care of him?

Maeglin

[mining_mole]

Aredhel

[outwards]

Fëanor

[lightcatcher]

Túrin

[itskindofmydadsfault]

Galion

[galion]

[Alcohol was probably involved.]

Maedhros

[unking]

Thranduil (Book)

[woodking]

Celeborn

[thelord]

[FA or TA available]

First Age, 3, newlywed time period?

[thiswayandthat]

[It's amazing how rapidly things can shift from peaceful to disturbing. One moment Galadriel is resting contentedly, an arm wrapped around her husband. The next, her muscles tense, and she begins to make little noises of distress, almost as if she were in physical pain. She isn't thrashing, exactly, but if Celeborn does not become alert soon, he's in danger of being smacked awake, at the very least.]

Lúthien Tinúviel

[rapunzelf]

Oropher

[tallbeechtree]

Thranduil (Movie)

[myshinies]

The One Ring

[myprecious]

[Defaults to humanized, either by hallucination or plot device idk]

Dís

[durinsdaughter]

Sauron

[ifyoulikedit]

8

[silvergift]

[It isn't pretty, not to most people anyway. Celebrían stood over the body of one of her mothers guards, throat slit so he wouldn't make any sound to alert others. It's the first time she's killed anyone but she'd had to. She has to make sure no one will warn her parents, that they won't take Sauron away from her.

It's still the first time she killed anyone though. And all she can do it stand and stare as the color drains from the guards face.]

Oropher

[greenking]

Olwë

[singsthesong]