The Middle-earth cell phone meme

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Congrats, everybody has cell phones.

1 - Post a comment to be available for calls or texts
2 - call or text others
3 - Using proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar is completely optional of course.

Prompts
1 Domestic: Can you pick up something while you're out?
2 Battle: KIND OF BUSY HERE!
3 Gossip: OMG did you see that outfit?!
4 Love: I luv u <3 ... Ilu more <33... no i luve YOU more. <3<3<3
5 Annoying / Unnecessary Status Updates
6 Anything else!

Comments

[outwards]

Russandol, could you help me out with something?

[yoloath]

That depends on what it is. Does it involve my brothers?

[outwards]

Kind of, there's a bet that I need to win and I only have two days left. It's nothing bad!

[yoloath]

That's not as reassuring as you think it is.

[outwards]

It's really only a little thing! Takes half a minute!

[yoloath]

If you tell me what it is, I might help.

[outwards]

Something that you've meaning to do anyway, so it's only that you should do it sooner rather than later.

Just a little favour for your little cousin?

[yoloath]

STILL NOT REASSURED

[outwards]

Just promise me to speed it up and I'll tell you which of the 500 things that you're delaying it is.

[yoloath]

I am promising nothing until I know what I am agreeing to

I could always ask my brothers instead

[outwards]

Are you sure that you want to do that?

[yoloath]

I'm sure I don't want to agree to anything until I know what it is.

[outwards]

Only a small thing, really.

And you will make my brother very happy, too.

[yoloath]

Irissë I do not like where this is going

[outwards]

Oh I'm sure you will like it a lot. Enjoy it tremendously, even.

[yoloath]

We are not having this conversation

[outwards]

Come on. It's only a little kiss.

[yoloath]

NOT. HAVING. THIS. CONVERSATION.

[outwards]

You're repeating yourself.

[SO INCREDIBLY AMUSED even though it sounds like the next bet will be lost by her.

But then suddenly serious.]

But you do realize that he is just as interested in you as you are in him, right? [Because all teasing aside she's not particularly fond of two people being sad when they could be happy.]

[yoloath]

I am repeating myself because you obviously did not receive previous texts.

Not sure I can make it any more clear.

[outwards]

Coward.

[Typed with a fond smile, though. Those idiots.]