The Middle-earth cell phone meme

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Congrats, everybody has cell phones.

1 - Post a comment to be available for calls or texts
2 - call or text others
3 - Using proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar is completely optional of course.

Prompts
1 Domestic: Can you pick up something while you're out?
2 Battle: KIND OF BUSY HERE!
3 Gossip: OMG did you see that outfit?!
4 Love: I luv u <3 ... Ilu more <33... no i luve YOU more. <3<3<3
5 Annoying / Unnecessary Status Updates
6 Anything else!