The Middle-earth cell phone meme

[arrowpoint]

Congrats, everybody has cell phones.

1 - Post a comment to be available for calls or texts
2 - call or text others
3 - Using proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar is completely optional of course.

Prompts
1 Domestic: Can you pick up something while you're out?
2 Battle: KIND OF BUSY HERE!
3 Gossip: OMG did you see that outfit?!
4 Love: I luv u <3 ... Ilu more <33... no i luve YOU more. <3<3<3
5 Annoying / Unnecessary Status Updates
6 Anything else!

Comments

[outwards]

What did you do now?

[thebalrogslayer]

What makes you think that I did anything?

[outwards]

Ecthelion locked himswelf into his room and refuses to come out again before he has checked every single inventory at least five times.

[That's some heavy destressing going on there.]

[thebalrogslayer]

My lady, you misjudge me. His study is his natural environment! I am quite sure that he needs no encouragement from me to entomb himself inside it.

[Read: guilty as hell.]

[outwards]

Five times?

[Not buying it at all.]

[thebalrogslayer]

He is a very thorough elf. It's one of his many natural talents.

[outwards]

His others being?